August 05, 2008
Special Agent Spinach,
Unfortunately, I must assign you to liaise with an operative. This operative was specially chosen by General Ginsu Knives, after the embarrassing media coverage of his "discovery" of the Sprout-Kabob plot.
As you are familiar with political appointments, I will not go into detail about the "shortcomings" of this agent, nicknamed Carroccoli.
All I will say is that he has proven, time and again, to be a complete and total waste of vegetable matter and not worth the carbon dioxide that he recycles.
Your assignment is to locate the Dinner Guest. He as a super-secret-independent-party who has been conducting super-secret-independent-research for us. He has a package that must be delivered to our representative at the UN.
I wish you luck in finding the Dinner Guest, as his current whereabouts are unknown.
Sincerely,
Pseudo Commander in Chef
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Lt. Commander Crunch Carrot
We have received intelligence that the Dinner Guest has surfaced once again.
We will be mobilizing every available troups to locate the Dinner Guest.
We highly recomend that you do so as well. The package that is to be given to the enemy may prove to be invaluable.
Forwarded to:
Genereal Spud
Batallion Command
Mashed Potatoes Coalition
We will be mobilizing our covert operatives as you suggested.
We will also continue to monitor for this new agent that you have heard about.
Should we discover any information it shall be forwarded along in the usual manner.
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