THE DINNER WAR

Pseudo-Commander in Chef,

C.O. Asparagus and I are still attempting to locate the Dinner Guest. Unfortunately, because of the large area to be covered, it was required for us to go our separate ways. He has been equipped with a very, very detailed map, all dangerous areas being clearly indicated. Even he should be able to avoid them if he follows the map.

Asparagus has also been re-briefed as to his orders in the case of his being captured. The new Microwave implant has been installed. By the time you receive this message, the self-destruct confirmation device should be in your possession. If ever Asparagus enables the self-destruct sequence, a signal shall be sent to your device, asking for confirmation. He keeps picking at his florette, so it is very possible that he could set if off by accident.

I will update you as more information becomes available.

Secret Agent Spinach