THE DINNER WAR

Cheffy,

I'm sure you have heard of this by now, but there was a very slight mishap during my infiltration mission. The particular group of Broccoli that I was infiltrating was holding a spray-cheese party, which allowed me to be inconspicuous and anonymous, as attendance reached record-breaking numbers. Unfortunately, as soon as the aerosol concoction made contact with my skin, I started to turn the same colour as the processed condiment. Next thing I knew, I was standing there in the middle of a crowd of greenery, looking like a Carrot wearing a Broccoli hat. I proceeded to evacuate the premises as quickly as possible, but cannot be sure that I remained unseen. If need be, I can contact the media to smooth over the situation. I have a friend at the SugarBowl who would surely be willing to help.

Gussy