August 04, 2008



C.O. Asparagus;

Be cautious when using the new Stem-Tinting-Food-Colouring. Further testing revealed that when it comes into contact with certain Milk Products, the tint becomes orange. I would hate for that to happen in the middle of... whatever it is that you are undertaking.

As I explained to you in my office, this is a highly experimental technology, and it has not yet been perfected. Please be cautious.

Also, I am uncertain if the surgeons warned you, but your Spear modification surgery is irreversible. You may wish to consider a less permanent option.

If you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact my office.

Sincerely,

Someone Who Cares
Researcher and Developer Extraordinaire
Discretion Bureau

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