THE DINNER WAR

C.O. ASPARAGUS,

I am assigning you a liaison. Her name is Special Agent Spinach. Please attempt to keep a SHRED of professionalism in ALL your future correspondence. I will be maintaining contact with Special Agent Spinach.

Should any situation arise where immediate action is required, you are to defer ANY and ALL decisions - REGARDLESS OF ANY CIRCUMSTANCES - to Special Agent Spinach.

SHE IS THE BOSS. YOU ARE TO OBEY HER AT ALL TIMES. No ands, ifs, or buts.

PSEUDO COMMANDER IN CHEF