August 07, 2008
Special Agent Spinach,
As you have requested, we have simplified the Microwave tool from the ultra-secret-compact-discreet-dishwasher safe-uber-useful spy kit™.
We have managed to create an apparatus that, once implanted into the agents body, can be deployed with a single push of a button.
In considering the particular agent this is intended for, we have also included a fail-safe mechanism, whereby a second party must confirm the self-destruction before it is initiated. This second device has been delivered to the Pseudo Commander in Chef.
The surgeons are standing by ready to implant the device.
Also, the green leaf-lettuce jacket you requested is complete. Field testing has not been possible due to lack of time, and therefore I am unable to attest to it's ability to withstand the rigours of life as a Table Operative.
Sincerely,
Someone Who Cares
Researcher and Developer Extraordinaire
Discretion Bureau
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