THE DINNER WAR

Gussy,

I'm so glad to hear that you're getting along well with your commander, sweetie! Your spy kit sounds pretty fancy... Isn't it complicated to use sometimes? The family misses you, and they send their love. We're all so proud of our little Gussy!

Make sure you're eating enough, and that you're taking care of yourself. To make sure that you have everything you need, I'm sending you a care package with all your favourite grooming products, snacks, and some new socks... You can never have too many socks.

We've been reading the newspaper, looking for news about the war. We were so proud when we saw your picture on the front page! I'm making a scrapbook with the news articles for you for when you come home.

Have you met any nice young ladies? Maybe one of those pretty dancers from the newspaper?

Hoping you come home soon!

Mama

PS: Have you heard about the Carroccoli creature that was sighted? The news has the whole neighbourhood on high alert...