THE DINNER WAR

Commander in Chef,

Carroccoli is under control. I apologize for any undue strain he may have caused. Please be assured that your trust has not been misplaced. I will not let you down, Sir. I am on my way to join him now, to keep a more vigilant eye on his actions. Despite the urgency of the current mission, I now realize that he must not, under any circumstances, be left to his own devices.

Forgive me. I will make it up to you.

Special Agent Spinach