THE DINNER WAR

To: Pseudo Commander in Chef

From: Mail Rerouter Princess

RE: COUNTER ORDER FROM HIGHER UP.

Unfortunately, Sir, we have received a direct order from General Ginsu Knives to forward ALL correspondence from, about and to C.O. Asparagus to you.

In keeping with these orders, here is a letter from his... Mama... for your perusal and approval before we forward it to C.O. Asparagus.

P.S We would like to thank you for the change in job title. We shall continue using it in future.

Sincerely,

Mail Interceptor Princess