THE DINNER WAR

Asparagus,

Forget the Gravy.

We are aware of their secret meetings with the Mashed Potatoes. We are currently putting a Guest List in order to remind them of where their loyalties should lie.

We have received intelligence from another operative that some Milk Products have turned traitor. You are to determine if the new Information Retrieval Techniques that they have been working on for us has fallen into the hands of our arch nemisis: the Mashed Potatoes.

Once again, DO NOT TALK TO THE BUTTER! (We have become aware that he melts under pressure, and that is a mess we just do not want to have to deal with...)

Try not to curdle our already sour relations with the Milk,

Pseudo Commander in Chef