THE DINNER WAR

Commander,

I was relieved to receive news of the Turnips' demise.

I have learned that, unfortunately, the Mashed Potatoes are attempting to create a coalition with the Gravy in order to increase their numbers sufficiently to completely surround the Butter.

The Cooked Carrots have been M.I.A. on the Saucer-Front for a while. We suspect fowl play as the eggs have been working on their scramble maneuvers. We may require additional forces as we continue to investigate this matter.

C.O. Asparagus