THE DINNER WAR

Covert Operative Asparagus,

It is imperative that we continue our movement forward on the front. With our recent victory in the north against the Turnips we now have a chance to bring war to a close.

The Mashed Potatoes remain our number one adversary. With the fallout from the Table Cloth Battle, we are no longer certain who stands with, and who stands against.

If you have survived the recent violence, you must contact H.Q. for your assignment. Your contact will be Pseudo Commander in Chef.

I wish you luck in your future endeavours.

Sincerely,

General Ginsu Knives