July 28, 2008
Asparagus,
As per instructions by General Ginsu Knives, I am now responsible for your assignments. I will not tolerate the kamikaze stunts you have pulled with your previous handlers. Also, I will most certainly NOT tolerate your picture on the front of the the Sugarbowl Times in the midst of the SweetPea Dancers! It is intolerable!
Is this clear?
Your new assignment is to determine who is now allying with the Mashed Potatoes. If you are caught, you are ordered to immediately self destruct, by using the Microwave tool included in your new ultra-secret-compact-discreet-dishwasher safe-uber-useful spy kit™. It is the upgraded Dummy-proof Version 4.7, so even you should have no problem using it.
Should you have any questions... ask Someone Who Cares.
Pseudo Commander in Chef
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