Pseudo-Commander in Chef,
This situation with the Carroccoli creature is out of control. It is imperative that we concentrate our efforts on capturing and destroying this creature! I want our top agent on this! To that end, I am reassigning C.O. Asparagus to this case. I have full confidence that if anyone can get the job done, it will be him!
Also, you are to invite his mother for a visit to your office. She is concerned about her son, and needs some reassurance from his immediate commander. Such a delightful woman!
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General Spud
Battalion Command
Mashed Potatoes Coalition
I must admit that the Carroccoli creature was a very ingenious distraction for the Department of Nutritional Security. Well done!
With it we would be able to flush out that annoyingly eager Asparagus. Despite his many, many, MANY slip-ups, he remains elusive.
Please contact my office to arrange a strategy meeting - I think it is time to congeal our alliance and figure out the most productive way to use your new... agent.
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Lieutenant Commander Crunch Carrot
Cooked Carrot Stealth Unit
(Location Unknown)
We thought the Carroccoli creature was one of yours...
My secretary will call yours to set up that meeting. It is imperative that we organize all strategic and tactical actions in order to deal with this issue as soon as possible.
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