Inter-Table Message System

Record # 09f884j775i8fm8

Participants: Mail Interceptors Princess and Everlight

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Princess: U thr?

Everlight: Watup?

Princess: Did u hear rumour? Cheffy found w Whisk and cheese cloth cuffs in locker!!!!!!

Everlight: 4 real?!?

Princess: Heard it from the security Knives themselves. They confiscated it all. Said inappropriate "activities" were happening in office!!!

Everlight: Crzy! I heard someone saw pic of Spinach in his locker! U think maybe... Eeeww!

Princess: ... no way! I don't think so... maybe?

Everlight: Well, she DOES look like she enjoys being in charge...

Princess: But he stuck her with Carroccoli head, would u do THAT to someone you like?

Everlight: Maybe they had a tiff??

Princess: Must have been a nasty one... NO ONE deserves THAT!

Everlight: G2g, Cheffy alert!!


** Everlight has disconnected **

Pseudo-Commander in Chef,

This situation with the Carroccoli creature is out of control. It is imperative that we concentrate our efforts on capturing and destroying this creature! I want our top agent on this! To that end, I am reassigning C.O. Asparagus to this case. I have full confidence that if anyone can get the job done, it will be him!

Also, you are to invite his mother for a visit to your office. She is concerned about her son, and needs some reassurance from his immediate commander. Such a delightful woman!

General Ginsu Knives