Cheffy!

Good news!! General Ginsu Knives just wrote saying that I'll be starting on a new mission! I'm going to find the Carroccoli creature and end the threat to the Butter! As the Butter might have crucial information on the whereabouts of the Dinner Guest, I can cut two beets with one chop.

I will keep you updated on the situation,

Gussy (BFF)

Gussy m'boy!

How are things in the field? The most recent reports put us at an impass with the Cooked Carrot Consortium. Your efforts to gather intel and photosynthesis proof of their misdoings has never been more important. To that end, I am reassigning you to find the Carroccoli creature, and destroy it. This is your number one priority, nothing else matters.

May Starch be with you,

General Ginsu Knives

Inter-Table Message System

Record # 09f884j775i8fm8

Participants: Mail Interceptors Princess and Everlight

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Princess: U thr?

Everlight: Watup?

Princess: Did u hear rumour? Cheffy found w Whisk and cheese cloth cuffs in locker!!!!!!

Everlight: 4 real?!?

Princess: Heard it from the security Knives themselves. They confiscated it all. Said inappropriate "activities" were happening in office!!!

Everlight: Crzy! I heard someone saw pic of Spinach in his locker! U think maybe... Eeeww!

Princess: ... no way! I don't think so... maybe?

Everlight: Well, she DOES look like she enjoys being in charge...

Princess: But he stuck her with Carroccoli head, would u do THAT to someone you like?

Everlight: Maybe they had a tiff??

Princess: Must have been a nasty one... NO ONE deserves THAT!

Everlight: G2g, Cheffy alert!!


** Everlight has disconnected **

Pseudo-Commander in Chef,

This situation with the Carroccoli creature is out of control. It is imperative that we concentrate our efforts on capturing and destroying this creature! I want our top agent on this! To that end, I am reassigning C.O. Asparagus to this case. I have full confidence that if anyone can get the job done, it will be him!

Also, you are to invite his mother for a visit to your office. She is concerned about her son, and needs some reassurance from his immediate commander. Such a delightful woman!

General Ginsu Knives